The lure of sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll came early for me when I joined the school band at age 10. I played the flute but unfortunately Jethro Tull already had someone and my parents wouldn’t let me go on the road. After they sent me to a high school that had no music program, I took up dancing. I spent many years as a dancer until my bad knees and bunions got the best of me, and that’s when I was lured back into music. Let’s face it, that’s what I was meant to do....tear up hotel rooms and party all night long. But eventually that took it’s toll and somehow I ended up in comedy. I was sort of forced into it, but then I liked it (kinda like sex). The comedy is really fun, but the sex pays better.
I still look like this after I eat
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Furthermore, people use their bios to brag about all the impressive stuff they've done and they do it in the 3rd person to make it seem like someone else is bragging about them, so why should I be any different?
Collectively as a singer, dancer and comedian, Celeste has been performing for over 20 years. As a comedian she has been in sketches on the Tonite Show with Jay Leno, has toured the country and performs in the top comedy clubs in Los Angeles and New York.
As a dancer, she spent 5 years performing in shows for Universal Studios, as well as a Snoop Dogg video, where Snoop personally told her he liked her "Doggy style", but that was because she was holding a sign that said "Doggy style".
As a singer, one of the highlights was performing at the House of Blues in Los Angeles, opening for John Lee Hooker. She is currently writing a sitcom about her life growing up in a funeral home.....and still fantasizes about performing with the Rolling Stones someday.
